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Ep. 123: The One With The $3000 Manicure
This week on Don't Make It Weird, we're sipping on gin & juice (thanks Snoop), discussing whether Daniel’s hands are bisexual, and playing a brand new game—Book Title or Bullshit! Dina drops some spicy updates on Ryan Reynolds, and Sean gets tricked into trying melon-flavored regret. We also talk about LitRPGs, self-pub Patreon domination, and how a simple manicure nearly destroyed Dina's finances.
Ep. 122: The One With Line Dancing & Blow
This week, the gang unravels conspiracies, revisits cursed internet memes, and tests their psychic connection in a brand new word association game. Plus, Dina tells a wild story about line dancing, blow, and cousins fighting for her attention (literally). Oh, and we read another unhinged sex scene in Cringey Copulation — this one has swan necks and possible internal bleeding.
Ep. 121: The One Where We Have Issues Forever (feat. Anthony LaFauci & Stevie Wildcard)
We’re BACK, weirdos! After a short hiatus, the Don’t Make It Weird crew returns with indie comic creators Stephen and Anthony, the brains (and butts) behind the hilarious and heartfelt series We Have Issues. This week’s episode is stacked with storytelling chaos, off-the-rails games, and more conspiracy than a TikTok rabbit hole.
Ep. 120: The One Where Kelly Breaks Her Back (St. Patrick’s Day Special)
This week, we’re celebrating in true DMIW fashion—with green booze, ridiculous debates, and a sprinkle of absolute chaos. Sean introduces a new Irish-themed game, Daniel insists that sleeping with your partner’s exact clone isn’t cheating, and Dina tries (and fails) to keep her Neopet alive.
We also discuss the conspiracy behind Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s PR relationship, learn the dangers of ASL mix-ups when ordering pizza, and hear a very special voicemail from Vic the Dick Milan!
Ep. 119: The One With Daniel’s Watermelon Kink
In this hilarious episode of Don't Make It Weird, we dive into YA smut controversies, discuss whether Ryan Reynolds is the villain in Hollywood’s latest drama, and explore the most awkward foods to eat while making eye contact. Spoiler: It gets weird.
Ep. 118: The One Where Dina Loses TikTok Forever
Dina made a grave mistake—she deleted TikTok when the ban lasted a whole 12 hours, and now she can't get it back. Meanwhile, Sean and Daniel get sucked into the Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni legal drama, Dina discovers her fear of clowns may not be entirely what she thought, and Daniel once again fails at names.
Ep. 117: The One Where Dina DNF’s Butt Stuff
Daniel is back—for now! After serving his time in DMIW detention, he’s on a performance improvement plan, and Dina and Sean are keeping a close eye on him. In this chaotic episode, we dive into the real origins of the missionary position, uncover the shocking JFK Big Hat Conspiracy, and play a game where we match ridiculous sounds to ridiculous faces!
Ep. 116: The One Where Baby Oil Is For Everything (Except Babies) (feat. Guest Co-Host Dustin Taylor
Daniel is missing (again), but we’ve got Dustin Taylor stepping in to help Dina and Producer Sean hold down the fort! In this episode, we uncover a shocking truth—baby oil is for EVERYTHING... except actual babies. 🤯
Ep. 115: The One With The Hear Me Out Cake (feat. Guest Co-Host Shannon Bright)
Daniel is still MIA, leaving Dina, Sean, and special guest co-host Shannon Bright to hold down the fort! This week, things get weird as they dive into the Hear Me Out Cake challenge—where they justify their most questionable fictional crushes. From animated animals to biblical warriors (yeah, really), things get unhinged fast.
Ep. 114: The One With The Worst Birthday Lunch Ever (feat. Guest Co-Host Rance!)
In this episode of Don't Make It Weird, Dina and Sean welcome Rance as their guest co-host while Daniel is mysteriously absent. From wild conspiracy theories to rapid-fire Q&A hilarity, this episode is packed with laughs, awkward moments, and a sprinkle of light trauma. Plus, Dina shares a Taylor Swift-inspired theory, Rance talks writing struggles, and the gang debates the ultimate kitchen utensil. Tune in for all the weirdness!
Ep. 112: The One With Dina’s Razor Mishap
In this episode of Don't Make It Weird, things go off the rails as Dina breaks her mic, and Sean faces some serious Shock-O-Con anxiety! Join hosts Daniel, Dina, and Producer Sean as they navigate technical difficulties, play a hilariously awkward game of Poetry for Neanderthals (NSFW edition), and debate the merits of romance versus fantasy writing. Along the way, Daniel trains his hugs, Dina reveals her preference for spy novels, and the team can’t seem to get a clean take no matter how hard they try.
Ep. 113: The One at Shock-O-Con LIVE!
We went LIVE in front of a convention audience and here on our YouTube channel for a very special Shock-O-Con episode of Don't Make It Weird!
Ep. 111: The One Where We Dab The Tip
What's better after a laugh than a debate that really makes you think? We dive into the great hygiene debate: should men dab or wipe after peeing? With our surprise segment guest, Stevie Wildcard from the "We Have Issues" podcast, we tackle this cheeky question with humor and insight. Stevie, the self-proclaimed "sommelier of urine," presents a case for the classic shake, while Dina offers some unique hygiene suggestions that spark passionate arguments.
Ep. 110: The One With Matthew Siadak
Ever wondered what happens when a mischievous gnome, Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, and a fictional supervillain collide in a podcast episode? This week on Don't Make It Weird, Daniel, Dinasaurus, and Sean serve up a cocktail of hilarity and unexpected twists with our special guest, the talented author Matthew Siadak.
Ep. 109: The One With Abby Simpson
Join us for an entertaining episode of "Don't Make it Weird," where we're thrilled to host Abby Simpson, a passionate Canadian writer and historical fiction enthusiast. We kick-start with a playful chat about oven settings and Canadian city hierarchies, sprinkled with Abby's witty Canada facts. Trust us, you'll be laughing as we take some good-natured jabs at cities like Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, and Winnipeg.
Ep. 108: The One Where We're Under Authority (Dina Escapes A Cult Pt. V)
In this week's episode, you'll hear about Dina's fierce encounter with a rattlesnake, showcasing her protective motherly instincts. But things get heavy as we continue to dissect the deeply unsettling documentary "Shiny Happy People," exploring the grim realities of cult life, from rigid gender roles to harrowing accounts of sexual abuse. We urge you to practice self-care as we navigate these intense topics, blending serious discourse with moments of levity.
Ep. 107: The One Where Batman Doesn't Give Head
Ever wondered if Batman's a giver or a taker in the bedroom? We're not holding back in this hilariously unfiltered episode of the Don't Make It Weird Podcast! We kick things off with some lively banter, including updates on Dina's toddler, Zebra, and his new molars. Producer Sean chimes in with his signature wit, and Dina shares her recent success in book marketing by offering her book for free. The episode is rounded out with a beloved game segment, another hysterical Dina story, and an eagerly anticipated reading of "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" in our Cringey Copulation segment.
Ep. 106: The One With The Optimal Orgy Etiquette
Ever wondered about the bizarre connection between nipples and teeth? Or how neglecting your virtual Neopets might just make you a quadrillionaire? Get ready for a rollercoaster of fun as Season 3 of the Don't Make it Weird Podcast kicks off with Daniel and Dina's wild banter. Dina's amusing fact-sharing and her carefree bottle-of-margarita antics set the stage for a series of hilarious and heartfelt revelations, including a milestone in her personal life.
Ep. 105: The One With Dina Dakota
The episode takes a conspiratorial twist when we dig into the mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton. Amid community efforts to recover a missing piece for Dina and her Kickstarter success story, we dive into gripping conspiracy theories about the British royal family. From speculating on Queen Elizabeth's secret demise to debating the relevance and attractiveness of royal figures, our irreverent banter keeps things lively and engaging. Don't miss our humorous take on pre-recorded New Year's Eve ball drops and secret royal scandals.
Ep. 104: The One Where Dina Escapes A Cult Pt. IV (The One Where We Grow Up Gothard)
Brace yourself for a deep dive into serious territory as we explore the "Shiny Happy People" documentary, focusing on the Duggar family and the Institute in Basic Life Principles (IBLP). Trigger warnings are provided as we discuss sensitive topics like religious beliefs and sexual abuse. Dina opens up about her personal experiences growing up in a cult, shedding light on the long-term impacts, moments of epiphany, and the challenges of unlearning deeply ingrained behaviors. We also tackle the harrowing accusations against Josh Duggar and the oppressive teachings of Bill Gothard, touching on disturbing cultural norms and the damaging effects of extreme sexual repression.